In the centre of Gyula you’ll find – indeed you can hardly miss it – an imposing gothic fortress, built as defence against the Turks. This is apparently the only purpose built brick fortress still standing in Central Europe. It’s a terrific setting for a Shakespearian theatre festival. Like many other great ideas it seems obvious – after somebody else thinks of it. Fortunately somebody did. The Shakespeare in Gyula festival is the brainchild of one József Gedeon, the Gyula Castle Theatre’s director. A large man with a winning manner and high hopes, his festival has grown each year since 2004, with theatrical troupes from all over the world now coming to Gyula to perform. This week a Lithuanian production of King John will have its world premiere and a troupe from South Korea will perform A Midsummer Night’s Dream!

Truth be told, I’m only suffering – if that is the right word – through the final, metaphysical stages of the hangover, which was earned on Thursday night, not last night. That is to say, those parts of the hangover that linger on and colour one’s mentality blue; hours or even 1 day or 2 after the actual physical wretchedness of a genuine, post-brannigan comedown. It was Kingsley Amis who originally coined the phrase ‘metaphysical hangover’ incidentally, in 1 of his many worthy tomes on drink which unfortunately didn’t include advice on how to avoid becoming a fat old embarrassment.